Which got me to thinking of the end of an old movie, Annie Hall. As I remember it, at the end Woody Allen is standing alone on camers, and tells this story:
A guy walks into a Doctor's office and says: "Doctor! Doctor! You've got to help me! My wife thinks she's a chicken!
The Doctor replies, "You'd better get her some help.
The guy states, "I would but I need the eggs!"